do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
some kid in my class wrote an essay about how it never explicitly says Beowulf isn’t a robot
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.